yarzman tagged me. But it's not as if people who know me wouldn't know all these already.
20 random facts about Cheak Hong Ian.
1. "Cheak" is his surname.
2. It's pronounced as "Chay-k", not "cheeek", nor "chiak", nor "chick"
3. He hates it when people call him "Ian". He hates that name for reasons he himself isn't too sure of.
4. He is finding that speaking of himself in the 3rd person is pretty damn amusing and shall continue to do so.
5. He knows he is fat and doesn't need reminders.
6. He knows he has yet to enlist and doesn't need anyone asking about it.
7. His belly hair is his pride and joy.
8. He once set fire to his pride and joy in a fit of boredom. It spread like a forest fire in Indonesia. But he stamped it out
before it spread to his family jewels.
9. He wishes he had the time to go train his snooker skills with his beloved cue which is going rather mouldy.
10. His 2nd toe is as bloody long and the same length as his pinky. This increases his shoe size by 1.
11. He is often too damn lazy to brush his teeth before bed.
12. He can stuff his fist into his mouth.
13. He likes long bus rides which give him time to think.
14. He is really introverted. Social interaction with fellow human beings saps his energy quickly.
15. His buck teeth are the consequences of his childhood fetish for biting on waterbottle straps and pulling on them just to get a high.
16. His pimples are clearing up. But once someone mentions that they are, they come back with a vengance the next day.
17. He hates it when people offer him skincare advice. It's not as if he hasn't tried everything there is to try already.
18. He can't stand people who don't give way to others getting down from the train and try and squeeze in to get a seat. He
walks to the train door, squares his shoulders, stands up straight and stares down at the kiasu commuters outside. If they don't give way, he shoulders everyone in his way when the train doors open. Really hard.
19. He enjoys being a rugby poseur simply because he can carry it off due to his erm.....large build.
20. He wants to become a goatherd in the Swiss Alps and play a saxophone all day.
He tags: no one.
The hassle stops here. I think I'm a hero.
20 random facts about Cheak Hong Ian.
1. "Cheak" is his surname.
2. It's pronounced as "Chay-k", not "cheeek", nor "chiak", nor "chick"
3. He hates it when people call him "Ian". He hates that name for reasons he himself isn't too sure of.
4. He is finding that speaking of himself in the 3rd person is pretty damn amusing and shall continue to do so.
5. He knows he is fat and doesn't need reminders.
6. He knows he has yet to enlist and doesn't need anyone asking about it.
7. His belly hair is his pride and joy.
8. He once set fire to his pride and joy in a fit of boredom. It spread like a forest fire in Indonesia. But he stamped it out
before it spread to his family jewels.
9. He wishes he had the time to go train his snooker skills with his beloved cue which is going rather mouldy.
10. His 2nd toe is as bloody long and the same length as his pinky. This increases his shoe size by 1.
11. He is often too damn lazy to brush his teeth before bed.
12. He can stuff his fist into his mouth.
13. He likes long bus rides which give him time to think.
14. He is really introverted. Social interaction with fellow human beings saps his energy quickly.
15. His buck teeth are the consequences of his childhood fetish for biting on waterbottle straps and pulling on them just to get a high.
16. His pimples are clearing up. But once someone mentions that they are, they come back with a vengance the next day.
17. He hates it when people offer him skincare advice. It's not as if he hasn't tried everything there is to try already.
18. He can't stand people who don't give way to others getting down from the train and try and squeeze in to get a seat. He
walks to the train door, squares his shoulders, stands up straight and stares down at the kiasu commuters outside. If they don't give way, he shoulders everyone in his way when the train doors open. Really hard.
19. He enjoys being a rugby poseur simply because he can carry it off due to his erm.....large build.
20. He wants to become a goatherd in the Swiss Alps and play a saxophone all day.
He tags: no one.
The hassle stops here. I think I'm a hero.
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6/18/2008 01:32:00 PM
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