it sucks to recall how much it seemed we shared in common.





but if opposites attract, like poles repel.





and you sure as hell are bloody repulsive.

just in case you've forgotten how cute and lovable my lil niece is,







here's something to refresh your memory.

































































boogie woogie.



































































my niece is WAAAAAAY CUTER than your niece/baby cousin/sister/daughter/grandaughter...




SO THERE! bleah.

have i really been looking sad these few days?








well,





maybe i'm not really such a good actor after all. o,O

Happy Birthday Charissa!


Happy Birthday YARZMAN!




charissa really succeeded in like making me fucking drunk lah. a good estimate would be that i drank a third of a bottle of vodka and a bloody flaming lambo. fucking shit. i was still drunk when i woke up in the morning.



which brings me to first announcement of the day: wenting's cake attempt has officially given me diarrhoea. fuck.




which brings me to second announcement of the day: i have gotten my first official hangover today. not exactly the most marvelous combi in the world eh?

hangover + diarrhoea. argh.




which brings me to my realisation of the day: i think i made a fucking big fool of myself last night. omgomgomgomg.



to all who met me for the first time last night and by any chance are reading this. i have seriously never allowed myself to get drunk before. so yeah.


ok you can probably tell from the incoherent typing that im still not thinking straight.


ok that was probably not of any use. omgomgomgomg.



-runs off to a corner, stoops over and buries head in sand-

from slavery






to the Vietnam War





to the election of George W. Bush as President




to the war of terror





America has finally done something RIGHT.




THEY VOTED SANJAYA MALAKAR OUT OF AMERICAN IDOL.











i have never been happier.

okaaaay more photos now. here is the verrrrrryyyyyyyy looooooonnnnggggggg ooooovvvveeeerrrrduuuuuuueeeeee update for the genting-KL trip.






meet bellboy wan.



















she's a little shy, but she can carry bags.


like 4 of them.













my favorite photo of all time:


meet KELUAR....FARIS!















a saggi doing his thang.

archery. im a total NOOB. my arrows landed on the neighboring bullseye.
















a very hungry mat.


i still think KFC is better than merrybrown.


waaaaaay better.








us on the "spinning-top+flying-seats" thingy.


james says he saw a couple fucking in the hotel room when he flew past. damn i missed it.












caleb is EMO.












pizza hut is DA BOMB.


fucking cheap. tastes...orgasmic.










us on the BEST motion simulator ever.


-rolls eyes-







yupyup thats it. not much.


i lost 50 ringgit to the damn casino playing 'dai sai'. fuck.

its beeen quite some time since this blog had more color than black and white and grey and blue ............and maybe some red.



thats cos i havent been posting photos!! so here are some from the kelong trip!






meet Gary: that's 'Gay' with an 'R'.














FISHIESS!















the happy couple!












our first fish!












and meet muthu.


artists do caricatures of customers by the roadside.

i do curry drawings of prata shopowners at the stall.




for the record, this is the first photoblogpost that i have done 'on time'. :)

i have only one thing to say: WE FUCKING BEAT BA!






kelong tommorow hoooooooo!

do you still remember that i exist?



oh well, i really can't give a fuck anyway.

FMS FOC left me with really bad aches all over my body.

damn.


but it was worth it!


no matter how screwed up all the waiting and hiccups went, this year's batch of freshies blew my mind with their enthusiasm, friendliness and sportingness (is that even a word?).


and no matter how obvious it seemed to us GLs that the camp wasn't exactly riding very smoothly on the first day, we succeeded in the main objective of the camp: WE SURE AS HELL BONDED EVERYONE WHO STAYED ON!



a shoutout to all freshies: HOPE YOU HAD FUN! ((((:






i shall go rub some soothing lotion on my aching muscles now.

they come and they go.



they linger for a split second, then pass me by.





many will never feel a combination of relief and pain in their lifetime.


I have.



the upper-hand or a handicap. whichever way you put it, i'm in a different league altogether.

I'M PREGNANT!





















ok fine i know i suck at jacking people.

happy all fools' anyway! ;)