Tuesday, December 16, 2008

yay. blog. AGAIN.

This is the only writing I still do for free. (hint: PAY ME NOW)


Since it's free, here's another incoherent rant.



Just saw more anti-smoking ads a couple of days back. Now gahmen is banning smoking in:

  • playgrounds
  • Covered carparks
  • lift lobbies
  • areas outside entrances of shopping malls
  • open air shopping centres
This is on top of
  • Bus stops
  • Bars and Clubs
  • Bus interchanges

WTF. First, you raise the bloody prices, to fucking 4 times the amount smokers pay overseas (angmohs have been heard going, "WHAT THE FUCK?! TEN BUCKS FOR A PACK OF SMOKES?" when they walk into convenience stores).

Then you print bloody retarded, gross pictures on cigarette packs, which should really be R21 because of their gory content (but no, kids should see them, so they'll be too damn scared to puff).

Then you make it tough for people to smoke and drink at the same time, when tobacco and alcohol really go hand in hand.

Then you print the retarded 'SDPC' on EVERY FUCKIN' STICK so no one can ever buy contraband and get away scot free.

NOW THIS.


So now, smokers are EXPECTED to walk out into the rain every time they need a smoke? They also need to walk out of playgrounds into the surrounding grass patches to get their dose of nicotine everytime they chill out at playgrounds at night?


Well done lah.




Walk out into rain, cigarette extinguished.

Walk out onto grass patch, step on cat shit.





Well done lah.



Pretty soon, smokers can only stand under ERP gantries to smoke.


Want to smoke? Pay ERP.



Oh shit, am I giving them ideas?



Next to the Jews, smokers are the most persecuted people on earth.

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