your bolster doesn't hug you back.

yay. blog. AGAIN.

This is the only writing I still do for free. (hint: PAY ME NOW)


Since it's free, here's another incoherent rant.



Just saw more anti-smoking ads a couple of days back. Now gahmen is banning smoking in:

• playgrounds
• Covered carparks
• lift lobbies
• areas outside entrances of shopping malls
• open air shopping centres

This is on top of

• Bus stops
• Bars and Clubs
• Bus interchanges

WTF. First, you raise the bloody prices, to fucking 4 times the amount smokers pay overseas (angmohs have been heard going, "WHAT THE FUCK?! TEN BUCKS FOR A PACK OF SMOKES?" when they walk into convenience stores).

Then you print bloody retarded, gross pictures on cigarette packs, which should really be R21 because of their gory content (but no, kids should see them, so they'll be too damn scared to puff).

Then you make it tough for people to smoke and drink at the same time, when tobacco and alcohol really go hand in hand.

Then you print the retarded 'SDPC' on EVERY FUCKIN' STICK so no one can ever buy contraband and get away scot free.

NOW THIS.


So now, smokers are EXPECTED to walk out into the rain every time they need a smoke? They also need to walk out of playgrounds into the surrounding grass patches to get their dose of nicotine everytime they chill out at playgrounds at night?


Well done lah.




Walk out into rain, cigarette extinguished.

Walk out onto grass patch, step on cat shit.





Well done lah.



Pretty soon, smokers can only stand under ERP gantries to smoke.


Want to smoke? Pay ERP.



Oh shit, am I giving them ideas?



Next to the Jews, smokers are the most persecuted people on earth.

since im bored out of my mind, i shall blog (when i really should be thinking about new merchandise for IMC and a bloody outdoor ad)

actually i don't know what to blog about.


So i shall answer the question i usually ask:


"So, how's life?"


Life is..............wait, what life?



I have no life.


okay lah, a bit. Some parties here and there, dinners with friends, hardening my liver and blackening my lungs etc.

And of course, wrecking friendships and relationships like i always do. Lol.


So it's the holidays now. I imagined more work at first, but now I have nothing to do. NOTHING.


Don't even know if that is a good thing. I've been craving sleep and slept way too much during project stayovers (i'm so gonna get marked down). Now I sleep about 10 hours every day, but wake up and think, "Gawd wtf am i gonna do today."


My sub-ed just blasted my work in an email. Ok i have to admit it was a VERY slipshod piece of shit done on a total of 3 train rides and a couple of hours at the tables under convention.

At least I have time now to polish that up.

Speaking of that, WILL EVERYONE WHO OWES ME MONEY PLEASE PAY ME?!
(Especially people whom I've worked for, because I don't write for free......anymore!)

I have only 30 bucks left in the bank!



Ugh.


And I'm sick. coughing and have the sniffles.


Did I mention, im FLUNKING medlaw big time. Really quite worrying, but I dont know what the fuck to do. I do study, I see the question and I answer it confidently, only to find that i was given a big fat ZERO when i get the paper back.

sigh. to think i wanted to become a lawyer.


Mom: You're so good at arguing and talking back, go become a lawyer lah.
Me: Yeah, good idea!


Oh yeah, then again, that was a career choice suggested by the great mother. No wonder it would have turned out all fuckedup. Just like my half-fucked JC education.

Yes, if i went thr the two full years, it would be a totally fucked JC education.



gahhhhhhhhhh...........



as for the love life........well, let's just say that I can't become the good guy who gets the marriage material girl.


Simply cos i can't fulfill the 'good guy' end of the deal.



Maybe i have low self-confidence, but I'm often surprised at the kind of material i manage to attract.

I mean, look at me: I'm fat, I'm smelly (so says rach), I'm pimply (and getting pimplier thanks to a certain facial product), I'm brash, I'm a bastard and i suck at medlaw.

That's not a very sexy picture.



:/



okay time to shower and go over to parc oasis for mahjong. lol.


happy holidays!


P.S. I never got to say this before, but Wwei's dad was driving us home the other day and we went past Geylang.

I saw someone who looked very much like her.

I mean, I know she's a slut, but WOW! Could it be that she now does it full-time?

(gawd why am i even talking about her. i can't even remember how she looks like. or all the 'important' dates)

P.P.S. Walao that was a hell lot of random shit.

oh man, some interesting memories.