Tuesday, November 28, 2006

grandma and aunt came back today!


grandma was all smiles and looked very much rejuvenated from the trip to the temple in the mountains.


aunt looked more haggard. apparently she had quite some trouble taking care of grandma.


old people are more lively than you would expect.


an alleged confusion at the duty free shop made them buy one 6 bottles of hoegaarden, 3 cans of Tiger and one bottle of peach vodka. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY JOHNNIE WALKER AND CHIVAS 12 YRS?!! grrrr...


oh well.....................



i guess there is still this much of tidbits
















I FEEL FULL JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM!














gaaawwwddd.
















Theres more in a cabinet somewhere.


I FEEL FAT ALREADY.
since wenting has finally uploaded the photos, i shall put up my birthday post.


-fanfare- taaaaaarannnnntaaaraaaaaaaa!


presenting my birthday at Holland Village with the dudes and dudettes of T109!







Presenting me with the board of
caricatures that the whole class drew.










My mound of birthday icecream.











mMmiIiiIIeEeEeEeee sSHhhHHOOooO hHaPpPppPPiIiIieEeE WwOoOoooORrRrXxXZzzZ!
the "8am Yarzman Blondie"








I am a very reserved person










Hence I have reserved this part of me, JUST FOR YOU.










Even soft toys get horny at times.











Group photo!

THANK YOU GUYS!









Attempting ninja handseals at Haagen Dazs.












TO THE END OF SOC PSY PART I!









would like to blog about the Fish n Co dinner with the S75 peeps my birthday itself but do not have the photos so i guess that will have to wait.


A HUGE "THANK YOU!" EVERYONE WHO TURNED UP AT FISH N CO (S75 peeps)!

JIAWEN, JARYL, CALEB, VALERIE, XINYAN, FARIS, ALVIN, CHIAMING, WENTONG, JACQ!


ANOTHER HUGE ONE TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO NYDC! (T109 peeps)

TIANANN, YARZMAN, GENN, CAROLINE, REINA, GAVIN, WELLA, SMEAGOL, MS. OR!


AND OF COURSE TO ALL WHO WISHED ME A "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" VIA SMS AFTER THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT ON 23/11!

1. CHAR
2. MS. OR
3. TIANANN
4. GENN
5. DOR
6. JACQ
7. JANET
8. FARIS
9. ALVIN
10. WAN KUKU
11. CHIA
12. CAROLINE

AND DURING THE DAY.

13. CHEAK HUI LENG
14. CHEAK YEN HUI
15. HSIENLEE
16. WEINI
17. ALISON
18. SIHUI
19. ER JIE
20. LEANNE
21. JIAWEN AGAIN
22. JONATHAN TAN
23. JIAMIN
24. LIU BO
25. POKPOK
26. EDWIN


AND OF COURSE THE "EH, WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY?!" PERSON.

27. PUIYEN


AND THE "MANY DAYS LATER THEN REMEMBER" MEATBALL.

28. RACH


AND ROY AND HAOCHUAN <-- see i already included both of you!

THANK YOU EVERYONE!




oh yes and one more thing:








HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENN!



Monday, November 27, 2006

i don't need you


OR ANYONE



to tell me how to live my life.




and please don't try to act all mature on me.


cos no matter how good an actor you are, you're still a child after all.
preeeeeeeesenting the most accurate potrayal of my female classmates yet.





















ourtesy of Ivan, despite many attempts to destroy this valuable artefact.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

WAAAAA! PRIMARY SCHOOL!

GAWD THE GOOD OL' DAYS.





















Fond memories For those who born in the 70s and 80s.

1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Silver Hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug.The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times too.

3. You know what SBC / TCS stands for.

4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in
class.

5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1
about schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.

6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEP!when pressed. There are colourful tickets forTIBS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole in the ticket.

8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day.

9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's
Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went
for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the
seat to see the scenery.

11. Movie tickets used to cost only $5 on tues &@%#$*@#$^*!@#&^$

12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang (50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes
every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring.

15. You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.

18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien relative.

19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.

20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

21. CDIS were your bestfriend

22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.

23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.

25. Teng-teng, five stones, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too...
not forgettin hop scotch and our fav pepsi cola 123

26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most
important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.

27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei andJohn, eternalized in our min ds from the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and Tini in Malay Textbooks


28. We carry out experiments of our own to get yourself badges for
being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.

29. Every Children's day and National day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.

30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.

31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.

32. Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.

33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.

36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.

37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.

38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.

39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl

40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.

41. Collecting and battling countries erasers was a pastime for boys.

42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you, hard to forget".

43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"

44. There were at least 40 people in one class.

45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried not forgettin the luggage style bags

46. You brought every single book to school, even though there was
one thing called the timetable.

47. being able to climb up the monkey bar made u feel cool.

Friday, November 24, 2006

LET GO OF IT ALREADY YOU SELFISH SONOFABITCH!



you're nowhere near where you were half a year ago. so just fucking LET IT GO!




): cheak hates dumb riddles. they make her too lovable to hate.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

i'm not exactly very into birthdays nowadays since everyone usually forgets mine and since it has lost its meaning for me. if you don't know, i would rather have been stillborn.


but there are people who remembered this year!


s75 people sure know how to malu-ate people on their birthdays.


was malu-ated in front of all the diners at Wheelock's Fish & Co. do not wish to elaborate.


but according to the class, my expression was 'priceless'.


only present of the day: december issue of FHM from mr. chiu xinyan. thanks ahhh, i have no idea where to hide it now!


yeah so thats about it, can't say more till i get more pictures from whoever has them.


THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO REMEMBERED and wished me! finally people remember my birthday. the wonders of Friendster birthday reminders. hahahha






























was so happy when you were the first to wish me
thought it would have been the best birthday ever when you offered to sing me a private song
but guess you just had more important stuff to do ):
there goes another broken promise

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

smeagol came to school with a new haircut today. ok fine i know i'm mean, but seriously,


NOTE THE SIMILIARITY


Monday, November 20, 2006

i have recieved plenty of feedback recently:


Blog url too gross

pretty girls beyond my league

standards too high

shirt doesnt match pants

im a paedophile

hair getting long

im annoying

im weird

i've gained alot of weight

my mahjong sucks

im still smelly







THANKS AHHHHH! this is what you get when you go out with former classmates who have just finished their A levels.


so i came to a conclusion: JC STUDENTS ARE MEAN.




I'm an uber-nice guy until you piss the shit out of me

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

anyone know why ck one FADES SO FUCKING EASILY, LEAVING ME SMELLY ALL OVER AGAIN in an hour?




pardon me, for i have the sudden urge to spew hokkien obscenities.


KANINABUCHAOCHEEBYE. NABEISIBAKKOWBOLANPA,LAOPEHCHAOLANJIAOSIBEIBOYONG,SIKIAKIJIAKGAOSAI. SAIBINSAICHUISAILANPA! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBYEEEEEE!



that felt good.



release the beng within once in a while




the withdrawal symptoms



(which include uncontrollable leg-shaking and unconcious nose-picking)


will miraculously cease.






p.s. if you are reading this, dawn, i am really sorry i didnt call you back, I DoNT HAVE YOUR NUMBER!! CALL ME AGAIN!



btw the one who picked up was lavanya. heh.

Monday, November 13, 2006

gUrLfWeNnXx RuLLLeEXxXZ wooOrXxXX~!!



-rolls eyes-



cheating is like fucking: everybody does it everytime.


but being so careless as to be discovered


is just embarassingly stupid.




HOMEWORK PILING UP HOOOOOOOOOO!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

i know its horribly selfish.




but i hate not being first choice anymore.

my cousin and her family just came over. i remain on the sofa surfing the net. my lil nephew, matthew is getting rather bored.


matthew(tugs at my arm):
HONG EN JIUJIU PEI WO WAN PS2!!
play PS2 with me, uncle hong en


me: bu yao laaa..hong en jiujiu bu hui wan.....
nah i dont know how to play


matthew: hurrrrr wo yao ni pei wo waaaaaaannnn.... (pouts)
hurrrrr i want you to play with me....





me (thinks): ni jiang yi xie hao ting de hua lorr
give me some vocal motivation



matthew (without hesitation):
HONG EN JIUJIU, RU GUO NI PEI WO WAN, NI YI HOU JIU MEI YOU PIMPLE LIAO!
HONG EN JIUJIU, IF YOU PLAY WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANYMORE PIMPLES!











Now, that's a deal i simply
CANNOT RESIST!



i gave in.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

MY900WORDSSOCIALPSYCHOLOGYJOURNALISDUETOMMOROWAT3ANDIHAVENTEVENSTARTEDONITYET!




AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

i hate being sick.


my right nostril was running throughout the day.


it stopped a few minutes ago.


now the left nostril is flowing like the Yellow River.


all that on top of the bloody cough.




YOU OVER THERE! YES YOU! STOP CACKLING WITH GLEE AT MY DISCOMFORT!




c'mon cheak, you actually thought you could pull it off?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

just in case you ever wondered, this is what sundays with ahma are like:



home-cooked lunch and a chat.


my simple pleasure in life.



Monday, November 06, 2006

what seemed oh-so-endearingly-childlike in the past is now FUCKING ANNOYING.


i can't help but roll my eyes when i read those little words in italics you write.


simple not worth elaborating.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

o,O this was brought to my attention. gawd didnt even know she had a blog.


check out the one dated today


aawww,cmon,gimmeafuckingbreak




just so you know, i carry bunny in my bag every day just in case i have a chance to return her.


but i feel so sick everytime i see you that i dont even bother reaching in there for her.


no fair. i planned the bonfire waaaaaay first.


but its just been postponed


its gonna take place real soon


guess what? bunny is going to be IN IT.




someone neutral better get bunny back soon.
i'll show you what its like to break your word.
im gonna sound like a bimbo here: EWWWWW SHE VIEWED ME ON FRIENDSTER!!



feeling a lil tinge of regret BITCH?



anyways 5th aunt just called grandma to give her weekly 'beybio' report. i find it damn cute the way they analyse the 4D results like the stock market. hahaha.


hokie dokes. another shoutout to those taking their exams: DO WELL!


tatas

Thursday, November 02, 2006

i don't know what are the consequences of me saying this but i think im just gonna say it anyway. i have no idea why im rather pissed either, maybe its just my time of the month.


i used to go around making friends. LOTS OF THEM. i would walk around school and have one in two of anyone smacking my arse or waving at me as they walked past. i thought it was fucking cool to know everyone. i thought the whole world was on my side.


heaven forgive me, i was only a naive sixteen. even when i was seventeen, i tricked myself into believing that i am an extrovert, an outgoing personality with no lack of friends. instead of filling my life with self-discovery, i filled it with people. i derived my identity from the friends i had. not many of them were close, but they were FRIENDS. now, after being kicked out of the house at seventeen, after many events, i have found the power of 'I'. i rediscovered my individuality. i realised that i needn't have people sucking up to me to feel wanted and fufilled.


so hence, having said all these, im really starting to despise those who have many hi-bye 'friends', or should i say AQUAINTANCES and are goddamn proud that they are POPULAR.


i mean like; half of your conversation is 'my friend this', 'my friend that', 'heeheehaha'...


where's the substance within you? are you just about your friends? are you just a part of a bigger group? are you an individual?


and why tell me about your friends by name when i don't even know them?


"J, you know J? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW J? she's like so popular lah! anyway, shes my friend, i screwed her hot brother yesterday but actually i like her, heeheehee...but anyway.....blahblah...."


-rolls eyes-


are you actually trying to flaunt your friends in front of me? are you so great just cos you know people that i don't?


to me, you can't have many friends and keep them if you don't forsake your individuality and adapt yourself to try and fit in. not just anyone likes everyone's character. not having the balls to be yourself is the most despicable thing you can ever do. just like a chameleon which only knows how to change its color to fit in with the surroundings, you are just an ugly bug-eater underneath all the colors.


i know i have thrown friendships away recently. plenty of them. and to me, any more wouldn't hurt the least bit.


as long as i can stand true to who i am, any price would not be too great.


i stand firm on my beliefs.


why am i doing all this? after my mother kicked me out, i realised that family is not my greatest source of strength and support. after my closest friend turned her back on my, i refused to draw strength from friendship anymore. after she left me, i swore never to draw strength from love ever again.


i sat down and thought it all through. what drove me on to survive on my own for those 2 months out of the house? what kept me going when i was abandoned? what fueled my passion when all love faded?




no, not booze, though it did help a fair bit



my ANGER.


yes i have realised that anger is my greatest source of strength.


anger, stubborness and the will to prove everyone else wrong about me.


willpower, that can take one far.







oh yeah, and one more thing: if you aren't that great at something, please don't flaunt it. it gets fucking annoying.



really changed so much over the past few years.

turning eighteen in twenty days.

what more lies in wait to ambush me?






yeahyeah i know im just another arrogant swine.


so just ignore me.

after all, you do it all the time.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

this goes out to all JC 2 students:





YOU REALLY SHOULD'NT BE READING BLOGS AT THIS TIME!




to all my 05S75 classmates, YOU ALL BETTER DO GODDAMN WELL! i'm praying for each and every one of you! don't let all your work go to waste. don't be like me.






GO DO YOUR BEST AND KICK THE A'S HARD IN THE BALLS!




Cheers!